No Drama Lama – 32.65% THCa | Calm, Centered Hybrid for Stress-Free Vibes

No Drama Lama is a rare hybrid crafted for chill seekers who want flavorful smoke and smooth, balanced effects. With a creamy lemon-gas profile underscored by subtle fruit funk, this strain brings mental clarity, emotional balance, and an unmistakable “all good” feeling in every puff.

Strain Overview

Type: Balanced Hybrid
Aroma: Creamy lemon, earthy gas, light fruit funk
Flavor: Sweet and smooth with citrus-kissed undertones

Lab-Tested Potency & Cannabinoid

• THCa: 32.65% (326.5 mg/g)
• Δ9-THC: 0.20% (2.03 mg/g)
• Total THC: 32.65%
• Total CBD: 0.50% (4.97 mg/g)
• CBGA: 0.19% (1.87 mg/g)
• Total Cannabinoids: 33.60% (336.0 mg/g)
• Test Date: 01/23/2025

Effects & Recommended Use

• Balanced High: Starts with light pressure behind the eyes, easing into full-body calm.

• Mood Support: Brings emotional stability and stress relief.

• Creative Flow: Inspires clear-headed thinking without heavy sedation.

• Perfect For: Solo resets, laid-back creative sessions, or just vibing in peace.

Why Choose No Drama Lama?

• Potent 32.65% THCa for a strong yet smooth experience

• Distinct creamy lemon-gas flavor with subtle sweetness

• Balanced hybrid genetics ideal for relaxation without couchlock

• Lab-tested for purity, potency, and terpene integrity

Storage Tips

Keep No Drama Lama in an airtight jar, stored in a cool, dark place to maintain potency and terpene richness. For best long-term freshness, use humidity packs and avoid direct heat or sunlight. Shelf life: 6–12 months sealed.