Hippie Crippler THCA Flower (26.2%) hits fast with sharp lemon-peel funk, cheesy gas, and a hint of pine — a loud, energetic strain built for daytime mood-lifting and creative flow.
Strain Overview
Hippie Crippler is a sativa-leaning THCA cultivar known for its punchy aroma, electric head buzz, and uplifting social energy. This batch tests at 26.2% THCA, offering a stimulating, upbeat experience before easing into a smooth, body-tingling calm. It’s a favorite for those who want flavor, potency, and a bright mental shift without crashing.
Cannabinoid & Terpene Profile
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THCA: 26.291%
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Total THC: 0.23% (Δ9-compliant)
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Primary Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
This terpene trio blends earthy funk, sharp citrus, and piney clarity for a layered aroma with serious character.
Flavor & Aroma
Hippie Crippler brings a loud, expressive flavor profile:
- Lemon-peel citrus bite
- Creamy, cheesy gas
- Piney freshness on the finish
The result is a memorable smoke that hits the palate with both funk and brightness.
Experience & Effects
The high starts in the head — buzzy, uplifting, creative, and talkative — making it ideal for daytime sessions or social settings. As it settles, the strain transitions into a mellow, body-tingling calm without wiping you out. Balanced, energizing, and mood-forward.
Why Choose Hippie Crippler THCA Flower?
- 26.2% THCA potency
- Strong citrus–gas–pine terpene mix
- Uplifting and creative mental buzz
- Smooth body relaxation without sedation
How to Use
Grind lightly to preserve the terpene expression. Ideal in glass, papers, or dry herb vaporizers for maximum flavor and clarity.
Storage Tips
Store in an airtight container away from heat and light to maintain terpenes and potency.
Legal Compliance
This product contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC and is federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill. Check local laws before purchase.
FAQ
What does Hippie Crippler taste like?
Lemon peel funk, cheesy gas, and a piney finish.
How strong is Hippie Crippler?
This batch tests at 26.2% THCA, offering a potent but uplifting experience.
Is this strain good for daytime use?
Yes — it delivers an energetic cerebral buzz followed by a mellow body unwind.
Is Hippie Crippler THCA Flower legal?
Yes, it contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC and is federally compliant.
